Gnarly's Theater: Your Destination for Live Comedy in Golden, CO

Step out of the ordinary and into the extraordinary. At Gnarly's, burlesque isn't just an act—it's an experience, a golden-hued tapestry woven with shadows, glitter, and a hint of the forbidden. Welcome to a world where cabaret meets a gnarly-good time, and the spotlight shines on the dark, the dazzling, and the deliciously dangerous.

Our stage is a sanctuary for the bold and the beautiful, a place where the art of the tease is elevated to its most electrifying form. Forget the expected; here, we embrace the unexpected. Our performers—a pantheon of provocateurs, sirens, and seductresses—bring a modern, punk-rock edge to classic cabaret, blending the sultry sophistication of yesteryear with a raw, unapologetic spirit that is uniquely Gnarly's.

Imagine the glint of a golden sequin, the flash of a velvet glove, and the slow, deliberate reveal of a hidden tattoo. Picture a story told not with words, but with a gaze, a shimmy, and the echo of a laugh that promises just a little more. Our shows are a curated cocktail of tantalizing dance, subversive humor, and breathtaking theatricality, all designed to leave you breathless and wanting more.

This is not your grandmother's burlesque. It's a celebration of every curve, every scar, and every rebellious spirit. It’s where pin-up girls get punk rock makeovers, and top hats hide secrets too good to be kept. It's the perfect date night for the adventurous, the ultimate girls' night out for the audacious, and the best way to get a taste of the wild side without leaving the comfort of Golden, Colorado.

Come for the glamour, stay for the grit. Join us for a night that is both a throwback and a revolution. Book your tickets now and get ready to be mesmerized by the dark, dazzling, and a little dangerous world of Gnarly's Burlesque.

Dress Code

We encourage you to match the vibe! Think cocktail attire with a twist. Leather jackets, bold makeup, and vintage glamour are all welcome.